Facebook: From where I see it

1) Multiple refreshes every 15 minutes does not make your news feed any more interesting/not interesting.

2) Having 153 pending friend requests does not mean you are popular, means you are too chicken to reject the requests :D

3) If you want to hide the mushy feelings you harbor for someone, stop going back and liking there pictures from before you were friends.

4) Stop trying to know when you are going to die. It will happen.

5) Liking 10,564 things doesn’t make you a “person with multiple interest”, it means you are easily swayed.

6) Check-in when you return to your home or hostel, is like dressing up to go to the bathroom.

7) Stop posting pictures when you are dressed up in bathroom.

8) Phrases like “awww” or “haww” should be used only as sarcasm, not part of normal conversation.

9) Facebook PDA is like Actual PDA, it grosses out whoever is around.

10) If you have the knack of correcting everyone’s grammar, be a teacher instead.

11) Facebook – The portal via which you access 9gag.

12) May you rot in hell if you reveal movie endings on Facebook.

13) Stop praying for a dislike button. You know you are going to get maximum dislikes if FB has one.

14) Stalking someone is NOT a moral issue. We all do it :D

15) Stop and I mean STOP tagging me on greeting cards, birthday calendars, sale for ladies boutique shop vouchers(I kid you not).

16) If you are stupid enough to click links like “look, what this drunk chick did”; “scandal in bigboss house FT Sunny” then you deserve that virus in your computer.

17) Stop posting seriously gross pic on FB to “create awareness” regarding child abuse, animal cruelty etc etc. Frankly, it hasn’t helped make anyone aware.

18) Fraping is an art. Sadly not everyone who is doing it, is good at it.

19) Once a year “Happy Birthday” is the saddest thing on FB.

20) Your baby pictures should be on your wall please. Not your FB profile pic. I mean seriously! If your were cute now, wouldn't need to right? :P

21) We all use FB to seek attention. Just do a better job at being subtle about it. :D

Hi All,

As always, no offence meant. Just my take on what I see on our beloved FB. Frankly I am guilty of a few of these myself. But I am sure all of us will associate with this and find humour in it the way it is meant to be. Enjoy and suggest a few more if you can spare as well. Would love to see what else is out there.

Cheers!