Every Semester I look forward to this one week before exams called reading week. This is a highly sophisticated behavior modification trick used by my university to make naive undergraduates believe that the entire semester's work load can be "read" in the "reading" week. Pah! little do they know! Cramming all that into reading week is like asking bhajji to score back to back centuries, Wait he just did exactly that, I meant Sreesanth! :P So yeah I have my own ways of coping with this week, but i would need a little help from you guys! So I would be diving into my notes, but feel free to buzz, ping, poke or fb me only in the following situations
1) You have completed your syllabus and want to show off.
2) You know a way to get me on the dean's list.
3) You are the Dean.
4) PGP has announced free accommodation next year.
5) You are a girl and NOT like gossip girl, don't understand what xoxo means, and are grossed out by vampires or forever weeping doctors! :P
6) You are a guy who thinks am better than you :P (haha trap! )
7) If you have seen the guy serving at Anjappar smile like morning sunshine. (he nvr does!)
8) Obama loves India and decides to conquer it.
9) You are a bollywood director looking for a choreographer for you next.(ya am shallow)
10) If you are my batchmate you can buzz me in the following subcategories
a) You have a photo of Saba, Payodh and Shambhavi together willingly posing for photograph with all their eyes opened! :P
b) If ever Nidhi has a profile pic that isn't beautiful! :P
c) If you can help me get a job! :P
d) If you are secretly dating someone...pls pls pls tell me!
e) If you can convince 10 people to go watch golmaal 3 end of this week! :P
f) If Sahiba is waiting at the back gate for everyone! :P
g) If you are Paaritosh and not living with me nafter graduation! :P
h) If you are Swati and you want to tell me something like "You know how I say you suck..."
:D
i) If there is an A R rehman Song that Shruthi doesn't like! :P
moving on
11) If you can come to me with an idea and I have a better one :P
12) If your last name is jolie, fox, kardashian, bundchen and you want to "see my room" :P
13) If you have vouchers for "Diesel", "Armani" or "Desigual" to give away.
14) If you can hack into the main frame and give me As for all my subjects (special dedication to those from SOC)
15) Lastly If your name is khan and you are a terrorist. :D
Disclaimer: All those with names mentioned are dear friends who i love. No malice is intended whatsoever :)
